GChat grinching so hard right now

Michael: dude you dont wanna make a golden calf?
its a 40 with eggnog in the top
kinda like a brass monkey
yo: hahaha
thats so biblical
Michael: i knwo
how about the burning bush
thats a 40 with cranberry juice and vodka
yo: hahhahah
Michael: or the sacrificial lamb
yo: ok wheres this website
Michael: 40, baileys, and kaluha
im making them up dude
yo: haha
you should make a tumblr
brass monkey spinoffs
pics and names
Michael: o a 4th?
yo: yea
Michael: what about the long island hardcore
its a long island iced tea in a 40 with XXX scratched into the bottle
yo: haha
the Lex
an empty 40 bottle filled with weed
with a donut on top
Michael: hahaa
but the label is anime
and theres a super nes controller taped to it
yo: and the donut is half eaten and was in the trash
the Belligerent Bill
a 40 mixed with piss
Michael: and bloody spit
how about the Dubov
40 mixed with tea leaves and bamboo chutes
the Smelli Forrelli
st ides with a sweaty sock in it
yo: a 40 filled with lift tickets
hahaha
Michael: wait do me do me
yo: no
Michael: okay
the Skrilla Skeet Pete
an OE with sriracha, honey (wu tang killa beez), gin, and weed
yo: a 40 filled with wu tang
ahha
Michael: okay the Glook
a 40 filled with "uh.."
yo: and a Flyers jersey
Michael: the Butch
a 40 filled with fernet
yo: how are ya
Michael: and marshmallows
yo: i marshmallows
Michael: and maybe a lil coke zero
yo: sure, why not
Michael: but it has to have a crucifix in it too
like sitting in the bottom of the bottle
yo: like the tequila worm
Michael: kinda
they do have liquor with like a crucifix in the bottle
my buddy alex's serbian-ass immigrant parents have some really disgusting shit like that in their house
yo: nah dude the Mo wouldnt be a 40, itd be a video tape of a 40 on a screen
Michael: it might be homemade by his grandmother ors omething
haha
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Michael: how about the Bonesaw
an OE
with kobe's sweat
and purple gatorade
and a condom for the cap
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yo: perfect
Michael: what about the swiss
yo: and its only available after 7pm
Michael: haha ture
what about the swiss
oh yeah
yo: oo good one
Michael: i got it
40 + wild irish rose
yo: + concussion in the bottom of the bottle
Michael: true
what about the Condor
yo: fuckin jumbalaya
Michael: 40 + moonshine
yo: in a 40 in a new orleans saints 40 koozie
zip up brah
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