Who Dat New Kid

I can't believe I've achieved this. To be able to, on a whim, post onto the Dirty Dirigible. I'd like to give thanks. First and foremost, I want to thank God. But of course, he doesn't exist, so I use the word 'God' as a metaphor for my fans. As we all know, my only fans are my family. So I thank my family. Mostly because they have been all horrible individuals who have influenced my life so little that when I look up to a father, mother, or incestual figure, I just look up to the Dirty Dirigible. I believe we're all on the same page when I say that this is what Phil Collins really meant when he wrote 'The Circle of Life.'

I'm sorry for taking up your time will all of my thanks, but it's just a life changing experience that I intend to be humble about. So as a thanks, to you, here's what you really wanted to see.